Greetings, y'all! Anyone going to see a movie this weekend? I'm probably seeing the new shark flick The Meg either today or tomorrow. Hoping it'll be cheesy fun. A level above Sharknado in production quality and a few levels above Shark Attack 3: Megalodon in terms of, oh, virtually everything. I mean, take a gander at
this:
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| Quality. |
Okay, okay, there
is a charm to slapdash special effects fail. That being said, let's be honest. A shark attack movie is seldom genuinely good. Name three outside of the original Jaws. At least have it be cheesy fun. Even Archie Comics eventually got into the Sharknado fun.
But shark talk ain't what you're here for, is it? I'll stop. Promise. Anyway, nails.
I didn't get to read the novel The Meg is based on in time, but I did feel inspired enough to come up with nails to tie the occasion.
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| Shark Nails, whoo! |